BEWARE THE BOA SNAKE (again)

Dear People Who Still Are Dumb Enough To Own a BOA Account,

As I tried to close my account with the BOA, it took them 3 times to do it, due to their pending and un-pending - removing funds and refunding funds of my checking account. They had no idea and every time I tried to close it - they had no idea what was going on - except the first time _ I took out the remaining 5 bucks. And then, a week later, I had a DOLLAR in my account... And then 12 hours later - I had NEGATIVE TWO dollars in my account.

I finally thought, I rid myself of them - when suddenly I found that I had to cash a check (a BOA check). I went in as a PROUD CUSTOMER WITH NO ACCOUNT.

Well, it costs 5 bucks.

Whatever. Of course the BOA would charge more than a guy in some store. And then - they couldn't cash their own check - because - IT WASN'T OFFICIALLY POSTED YET.... and they had to call some office that was - on saturdays - not open. So, I couldn't cash a BOA check at a BOA. Because BOA isn't a real bank but a FEE MONGERING MONEY STEALING SUMBITCH - of a place.

LEAVE BANK OF AMERICA NOW. LEAVE BANK OF AMERICA NOW. LEAVE BANK OF AMERICA NOW. LEAVE BANK OF AMERICA NOW. LEAVE BANK OF AMERICA NOW. LEAVE BANK OF AMERICA NOW. LEAVE BANK OF AMERICA NOW. LEAVE BANK OF AMERICA NOW. LEAVE BANK OF AMERICA NOW. LEAVE BANK OF AMERICA NOW. LEAVE BANK OF AMERICA NOW. LEAVE BANK OF AMERICA NOW. THAT IS ALL.