This is Gus. He's Scott's (my roommate's) domesticated animal and since Scott's been gone shooting a film, I've been Gus's servant. I have to pick up his shit. His vomit. Feed him when he wants and pet him as he desires, most especially as I'm trying to type on the computer.

So this is payback.

Gus. Your nuts are on the interweb.

PS - he has fleas.

PPS - and he's an adorable, lovable son of a bitch. Me heart you fucker.