Susan Boyle

OK, so nothing against this woman but guys - come on. Really? She made the nightly news. She just sang a song - she sang it well. And why do we care? Because she has bad eyebrows, never been kissed and has a cat? Are we really that shallow of a people that because a beautiful woman wasn't the one who sang well, it becomes - NATIONAL NEWS?

I'm disappointed.

In American Idol news, now that we're talking: I like Allison for the win. I believe Danny Gokey killed his wife, and is known as "wife killer" to me. Adam "Broadway's Axel Rose" Lambert will probably win the whole thing and I'll be OK with that. I still think Kris Allen is adorable, and I don't really care about the rest.