Quotes from Last Night's Archer

Courteous of The AV Club:


  • "Maybe it's just because I'm a badass, but chemo's a breeze."
  • "You didn't think it was weird your chemo drugs were chewable?"
  • "Basically candy corn and Zima ... which is probably why I've been in such a great mood."
  • "Does someone you love have breast cancer?" "Yeah, me."
  • "Whatever farm animal of war, Lana, shut up!"
  • "You have a lotta guns!" "And a knife!"
  • "Well, you threatened to shove a knife up his dickhole, which, again, ick."
  • "Hm. Survey says." *bang*
  • "Cock-flavored spit?"
  • "Lana, you're in the isolation booth."
  • "You guys are in on this? And I was worried about sounding racist." "Really?"
  • "It wasn't all that long ago that everybody hated the Irish for swarming over here in their potato boats and taking all the jobs."
  • "Uber-German. It means warrior."
  • "It's Austin, duh."
  • "Duh. I actually have no idea." "No shit."
  • "RAMPAGE!"
  • "That's why we... they lost the war. Lack of science."
  • "Thanks, Woodsy. The drug owl?"
  • "Shame, too. Cuz he just loves the E Street Band." ... "Did he just rag on my scarf?"
  • "She's not gay. She just has big hands."
  • "I thought it was a smoke grenade." "They look exactly. NOTHING. ALIKE."
  • "The Nazis invented Neil Armstrong?"
  • "After the war ended, we were snatching up Kraut scientists like hotcakes."
  • "The day my pet Dobermans accidentally ate my father!"
  • "I bet it smells like weed and rampage.
  • "You obviously haven't seen my movie Terms Of Enrampagement."
  • "OK, Clone Wars." "Zing."
  • "First of all, what the shit, mother?"